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Posted: 26 Sep 2010 04:34 PM PDT

Political games are behind several issues that have fueled rising tensions between Malaysia and Indonesia, former Malaysian Deputy Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim said.

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Posted: 26 Sep 2010 09:17 AM PDT

Article directories are wonderful, and with regard to the Indonesian web surfer an article directory website specifically for them is definitely way overdue. The number of article websites geared to the particular interest regarding the Indonesian web user, composed in Indonesian is quite low.

The main difference is in the impact of an article directory written in a different language. Content written by persons from Europe, the United Kingdom or the US flood the world wide web. Regardless of whether they may be regarding Indonesia, they’re not generally written using the actual cultural perspective of an Indonesian.

The issues are produced for some other cultures as well as in another language and so they simply can’t convey issues as plainly or conclusively. Indonesian net users need a place for their own passions in their own language.

A web site happens to be an Indonesian Article directory. It’s authored in Indonesian featuring matters of appeal to Indonesians. Whether it is relationships, recipes, baby rearing or even decorative flowers there’s an area for it. With regard to visitors from Indonesia this particular Indonesian article site is really a font of information about issues they are interested in penned by individuals who speak the language.

Every section of this Indonesian article directory is targeted toward the men and women of Indonesia. Parents browsing the diversified article directory will encounter a games area in Indonesian. It consists of the most recent games as well as the classic childhood games for kids.

Very few elements express culture as well as the games, pastimes and religion connected with a people and this particular article site expresses the culture of Indonesia. There’s space meant for creativity there as well as for factual articles as well as fiction and poetry.

For Indonesian site owners the advantage associated with this particular article site may well be immediately evident it is a good source of material and not just relevant but also factual. Article content is a very good way to get traffic to your site.

There are actually articles about Indonesian accounting pertaining to organizations in Indonesia. This sort of material is difficult to come by, and priceless if you’d like correct and factual guidance to get your company up and running and be successful in what happens to be a really competitive industry.

Often just browsing the directory and gazing at the subject areas will be enough to give a website owner inspiration for his or her own content and subject areas. It’s feasible you will find yourself simply leafing through the articles reading about random topics.

In whatever way you choose to use the Indonesian article directory it will almost definitely entertain, instruct or inform you with regards to current topics of interest in addition to conventional learning.

The Indonesian Article Directory has more than 10,000 website visitors per day. This alone says something about the need for Indonesian specific content and a good article directory written in the Indonesian language where they can be found. English article directory sites tend to be acceptable for English speakers but Indonesia has its own culture, passion, laws, as well as entertainment.

It is only reasonable that such an article directory website is going to be well-liked and also continue to grow as swiftly as has. This has benefits for an Indonesian reader and the Indonesian web site owner and businessperson that is motivated to become a success.

Pekan Ini, Formasi Tim Karate Asian Games Ditetapkan

Posted: 26 Sep 2010 03:25 PM PDT

Denpasar, Kompas - Formasi tim karate Indonesia untuk Asian Games XVI-2010 Guangzhou, China, bakal ditetapkan dalam rapat Pengurus Besar Federasi Olahraga Karate-do Indonesia, pekan ini. Melihat hasil kejuaraan Indonesia Open II, nama-nama seperti Umar Syarief, Donny Dharmawan, Faisal Zainuddin, dan Yolanda Asmuruf hampir pasti masuk tim Asian Games. ...

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Posted: 26 Sep 2010 05:30 AM PDT

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Rusty's Skewed News Views: Delhi Commonwealth <b>Games</b> Fubar

Posted: 26 Sep 2010 03:03 AM PDT

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

As an age-old proverb so wisely states – “If it wasn’t for bad luck then they wouldn’t have any” – that about sums up the current state of affairs for India as 50 nations out of a grand global total of 54 (including India) have postponed – or outrightly cancelled - their departure for the Commonwealth Games in Delhi as organisers raced on Thursday to tackle construction, security and basic sanitation problems that have already prompted scores of top athletes to declare “Fuck this for a game of soldiers!” and pull out of the tragi-comedy pantomime – lock, stock and trainers.

Australia's Olympic Committee President Wally McBruce confided in a reporter from the Fubar Gazette that the Commonwealth Games should never have been awarded to the bunch of incompetent kleptocrats running Delhi as they lacked the nuance and know-how to monitor progress and ensure that construction deadlines were met - then stated for the public record “They’ve had seven years to get ready for this show but only started work on it less than 18 months ago. Personally I’ve seen better organised riots.”

While many nations have delayed – or cancelled outright - their participation in the smelly Delhi games, England became the first overseas team to reach the dump last Thursday, only to have three of their competitors croak from a dose of the dreaded Screaming Shits (ballistic diarrhoea) after eating lunch at Mustapha's Greasy Spoon restaurant and being gullible enough to believe the tap water was safe to drink.

New Zealand joined Old Zealand, Australia, Antarctica, Papua New Guinea, Canada and the sacred islet of Rockall, in opting for a delay due to the disgusting state of the accommodation for athletes at the New Delhi Games Village, which evasive organisers are blaming on heavy monsoon rains, with a daytime biting mosquito-borne Dengue fever epidemic spread across the Indian capital - leaving legions of peasants shitting blood and bits of intestine.

The Dengue factor only adds a touch more nausea to the habitual infestations of rats, cockroaches and dacoits – with the gutter press’s publication of covert photos of filthy apartments and rabid stray dogs roaming around the Althlete’s Village compound and chewing at evicted lepers only serving to further disgust would-be foreign contestants and tourists alike.

However Kenya has stated that regardless of crap conditions it would send its team, which then prompted the nation's top athletes to withdraw due to illness or fatigue, with Moses O’Dinga, the world champion ostrich strangler telling the media “Ah fuck Delhi, it’s an even bigger shithole dan Nairobi - we’ll jest sit back an’ wait awhile fer de 2012 Olympics in London.”

Wales too have put the blocks on its athlete’s participation in the games due the atrocious state of unreadiness at the Commonwealth Village in Delhi – which critics claim is an excuse due the fact their 100 meters sprint champion, Elwyn Jones, (aka Jones the Mutton) was arrested and held on remand after being and caught sheep-shagging and found in possession of a jar of full-strength mint jelly, down on Swansea’s Gower Peninsula last weekend.

Scotland faced a similar dilemma when Hector McTwatt, their foremost Caber-Tossing title holder was arrested for tossing his own caber behind a public toilet in Grampian’s kiddie-fiddling capital of Aberdeen. New Zealand champion cyclist Trev Snott became the first member of his nation's team to pull out after a gang of dodgy dacoits stole the front wheel off his bike in the compound’s ‘secure area’.

World discus champions Bruce von Frisbee and Trev Fourex of Australia have now declined to travel to the grungy games due security and health concerns, as did England's world triple high jump champion Johnson Bungeecord.
Triple Olympic sprint champion Rasta McYardie of Jamaica is the highest profile athlete to skip the event – and actually chopped his own foot off as an excuse to avoid making the trip.
Four other champions have quit due to various reasons, including self-harm type injuries, vomiting in disgust at the news photos of the games’ village accommodations, and attempted suicides.

Preparations for the Commonwealth Games – the stadium and athlete’s village -are estimated to have cost in excess of R 5,000 rupees to date – the equivalent of several hundred £ quid in real money. India had hoped to use the games (held every four years in ex-British empire colonies) to display its growing global economic and political clout, rivalling such other Asian Third World septic landfills as North Korea and Indonesia.

Instead the entire games fiasco has become a major embarrassment for the government, which is trying to weasel its way out of accusations and criticism of shoddy construction, inadequate security and unfit accommodation – all due to the government’s total incompetence - mirrored back at the bureaucracies responsible: New Delhi’s Department of Nepotism, the Ministry for Graft and Corruption, and last but not least, the Office of National Kleptocracy.

Indian Prime Minister Ramjam Singh – a former bazaar entertainer who won the India’s Got Talent contest in 1998 with his Ramjam Singh and the Betel Nut Singers act – confided to a reporter from the red top Scandalmongers Gazette “Goodness gracious me – this is the biggest fuck up since the last big fuck up – and that was only a week ago.”
“It is my opinion that the entire blame for this snafu should fall on the shoulders of that crooked twat in a turban - Mr Muttonleg Chuckabutty, the main contractor and owner of Delhi’s Sacred Cow Brewery. He is a very good friend of the opposition leader Andy McGandhi – who is always after my job as PM.”

However, Ms Constance Dandelion, the games federation chairperson, accused PM Singh of failing to recognise that events like the games carry huge international prestige and the entire clusterfuck lies squarely on his shoulders and should not be shoved off onto convenient scapegoats such as Mr Muttonleg Chuckabutty.
“Singh is a political poltroon and pomposity on two legs whose talents are inversely disproportionate to achieving the required results. His excuses concerning PR and perception management failures are just failures of his lies and propaganda to conceal his culpability for the state of affairs here in Delhi. He is an emasculated capon if the truth be known – yet another rubber-necked twat, strutting around like a flamingo and fascinated by the ability to look up his own arse.”

Mr Jimjams Jaffacake, the provincial Minister for Snafu’s and chairman of the Commonwealth Games Organising Committee, was interviewed while supervising the eviction of crocodiles out of the Yamuna River – where the swimming events will now take place due the planned Olympic-sized pool being built in the minister’s back garden by mistake.
Jaffacake related "I can assure all our athlete guests and trainers and family that security is well in place - with only a few murders and robberies aimed at foreign visitors – such as last Sunday's shooting of two tourists outside Delhi's Jam Rolypoly Mosque – but that’s about as secure as it gets around here during the Dacoity season.”

Many sporting events have hit trouble before opening, such as the disastrous 2004 Athens Olympic stadium not being completed until 2005. However polls in Dehli newspapers show that a vast majority of Indians are ashamed – with the Muckerjee Times editorial going so far as to comment “If this was a Japanese event that was so screwed up then the bloke in charge would have had the decency to commit ritual seppuku by now and let someone else sort his balls-up out.”

This press statement prompted A.K. Blabberwocky, the Organising Committee Secretary General, to tell Pox News "I genuinely feel sorry for what has happened and would like to apologise not only on my behalf and on behalf of the organising committee, but for everyone connected – including the people we have chosen to be scapegoats and get sacked and tarred and feathered."

“Alas, the ceiling in the weightlifting venue caving in on Wednesday, just one single day after the collapse of the Walk of Fame footbridge over the Yamuna River into the main stadium – which saw 27 workers eaten by croc’s – hasn’t inspired confidence in any of the visiting Commonwealth teams.”
“This is a collective failure with the only redeeming feature being that some of Delhi's outstanding infrastructure projects have been completed as the games village construction works progressed - including the installation of running water and flush toilets. We hope to have a full drainage and sewage system in place throughout major parts of the city by Christmas also.”

Thought for the day: A truism states that when things go tits up in a Busby Berkeley spectacular fashion one should simply stand back, smile and remark “Fuck it, a hundred years from now who’s gonna remember anyway.” Unfortunately in India’s case, with regard to the Delhi Commonwealth Games stadium and athlete’s village fiasco, and the whole enterprise being fubar and a total snafu, the incident will be emblazoned across the pages of the Compendium History of Global Incompetence and people a Millennium on will still burst out laughing if anyone mentions the Indian government being put in charge of a simple task like hosting the Commonwealth Games.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Indonesia Juara Umum Karate

Posted: 26 Sep 2010 08:01 AM PDT

26/09/2010 21:48 (Karate) Dengan raihan sembilan mendali emas, 12 perak, dan 18 perunggu, Indonesia juara umum Kejuaran Karate Indonesia Terbuka. Malaysia di urutan kedua dan Vietnam ketiga.

Kesiapan Indonesia Sebagai Tuan Rumah SEA Games 2011 Dibahas Senin

Posted: 26 Sep 2010 06:43 AM PDT

TEMPO Interaktif, Jakarta - Pertemuan lanjutan antara wakil-wakil negara Asia Tenggara untuk membahas persiapan SEA Games 2011 akan kembali digelar di Hotel Mulia, Kompleks Gelora Bung Karno, Senayan, Jakarta, Senin (27/9). 

Rencananya pembahasan itu akan dihadiri sekitar 20 wakil dari sebelas negara di Asia Tenggara. Konfirmasi persiapan Indonesia sebagai tuan rumah serta tempat pertandingan cabang-cabang olahraga menjadi salah satu agenda pembahasan utama.

"Pertemuan ini merupakan tindak lanjut dari hasil SEA Games Council Meeting bulan Mei lalu, dan tentunya juga akan disampaikan kepada delegasi bahwa penyelenggaraan SEA Games di Indonesia akan dilaksanakan di dua tempat, Jakarta dan Sumatera Selatan," ujar Ketua Umum KONI/KOI Rita Subowo.

Tambahan enam cabang olahraga baru, yaitu brigde, sepatu roda, paralayang, vovinam, panjat diding dan kriket, juga akan dibahas pada pertemuan kali ini. Semua cabang olahraga tambahan ini wajib menyerahkan surat dukungan dari Federasi Internasional dan Federasi Asia. Selain itu, cabang itu harus mematuhi aturan SEA Games Federation Charter atau Piagam Federasi SEA Games.

Agenda selanjutnya, perwakilan yang hadir itu akan membahas Amendemen SEA Games Federation Charter. Hasil amandemen yang telah disetujui bersama itu nantinya akan diajukan ke SEA Games Council Meeting November nanti untuk disahkan.

Dalam pertemuan itu juga akan membahas rencana pendirian kantor SEA Games di Bangkok, Thailand serta program ke depannya. Di luar pembahasan yang diagendakan itu, tidak tertutup kemungkinan akan ada agenda tambahan untuk membahas perkembangan yang terjadi.

Segala rangkaian persiapan menjelang menyelenggaraan pesta olahraga tingkat Asia Tenggara ini bagi Indonesia seharusnya tidak terlalu bermasalah. Karena, Indonesia telah berpengalaman menjadi tuan rumah SEA Games sebanyak tiga kali, yaitu tahun 1979, 1987, dan terakhir 1997. Dari pengalaman sebelumnya, Indonesia selalu menjadi juara umum setiap kali menjadi tuan rumah.


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Posted: 25 Sep 2010 07:36 AM PDT

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Karateka Indonesia Juara Umum

Posted: 25 Sep 2010 01:00 PM PDT

BALI (SINDO) – Kontingen karate Indonesia memenuhi target PB Forki, yakni menjadi juara umum 2nd Indonesia Open Karate Championship setelah mengantongi 9 medali emas, 11 perak, 18 perunggu di GOR Lila Buana, Bali, kemarin.

Indonesia Pulang Tanpa Gelar

Posted: 25 Sep 2010 01:00 PM PDT

TOKYO (SINDO) – Bulu tangkis Indonesia kembali bersedih.

Indonesia Juara Umum Indonesia Terbuka di Bali

Posted: 25 Sep 2010 06:36 AM PDT

Denpasar, Bali (ANTARA News) - Indonesia menjadi juara umum Kejuaraan Karate Indonesia Terbuka ke-2 yang berlangsung 24-25 September di GOR Lila Bhuana, Denpasar, Sabtu, dengan mengumpulkan sembilan medali emas, 12 perak dan 18 perunggu.

Kesuksesan tim karate Indonesia di ajang pertandingan karate internasional itu sudah diperkirakan setelah beberapa negara kuat karate seperti Jepang, Korsel, Iran dan Uzbekistan absen dalam kompetisi yang didukung oleh bank BRI ini.

Sementara itu Malaysia berada di posisi kedua dengan mengumpulkan lima emas, enam perak dan dua perunggu, unggul tipis atas posisi ketiga Vietnam yang mengumpulkan lima emas, satu perak dan tujuh perunggu.

Pada kejuaraan karate ini, Indonesia menurunkan dua timnya yang terbagi dalam tim A yang berisikan para atlet pelatnas Asian Games 2010 dan tim B beranggotakan atlet pelatnas SEA Games 2011.

Kejuaraan Karate Indonesia Terbuka di Bali ini sebelumnya dijadwalkan berlangsung selama tiga hari, namun karena sedikitnya peserta yaitu tujuh negara, maka panitia memadatkan pertandingan hingga hanya berlangsung dua hari saja.

"Ini menjadi ajang uji coba terakhir bagi atlet pelatnas Asian Games, meskipun masih ada event lainnya yaitu Austria Open yang berlangsung sebelum berlangsungnya Asian Games di China nanti," kata Ketua Umum PB Forki Hendardji Soepandji.

Hari pertama kejuaraan, Jumat, Indonesia meraih tiga medali emas dari nomor Kata perorangan putra atas nama Faisal Zainuddin, kemudian di Kumite perorangan putri -68kg atas nama Yolanda Asmuruf dan di Kumite perorangan putra +84kg atas nama Umar Syarief.

Menyusul hari kedua, Sabtu, Indonesia menambah enam medali emas dari Kata beregu putra, Yulizar Usia Motuty di kelas Kumite perorangan putra -67kg, Donny Dharmawan di Kumite perorangan putra -60kg, Yelovin Prasetyo di Kumite perorangan putra -55kg, Umar Syarief di kelas bebas Kumite perorangan putra, dan terakhir dari kelas bebas Kumite beregu putra sehingga memastikan juara umum.

"Kemenangan ini cukup membanggakan bangsa dan negara, tapi perjuangan masih belum selesai. Kami harus bisa membuktikan ini sebagai langkah bagus dengan mampu meraih medali emas di Asian Games nanti," kata Hendardji Soepandji.(*)

Indonesia Diambang Juara Umum di Bali

Posted: 25 Sep 2010 05:06 AM PDT

Indonesia Diambang Juara Umum di Bali

Indonesia Kirim 297 Atlet ke Asian Games

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 08:51 PM PDT

JAKARTA (Pos Kota) – Ketua Bidang Sport dan Development Komite Olahraga Indonesia (KOI), Djoko Pramono mengungkapkan bahwa kontingen Indonesia kemungkinan bakal memberangkatkan 297 orang ke Asian Games XVI, Guangzhou, China, November mendatang. Dari 297 orang yang berangkat itu, 217 diantaranya adalah atlet dan 78 sisanya merupakan pelatih dan manager tim.

"Jumlah kontingen yang kemungkinan besar bakal berangkat adalah 297 orang, 217 diantaranya dari atlet dan 78 sisanya dari pelatih dan manger tim. Namun masih ada kemungkinan kecil jumlah tersebut akan berkurang," kata Djoko saat ditemui para wartawan di kantornya, Jumat (24/9).

Djoko menjelaskan bahwa pengurangan jumlah bisa terjadi jika ada atlet atau pelatih memutuskan mundur, akibat sakit atau masalah lain pribadi. Namun jika ada penambahan selain atlet, maka mereka tidak akan masuk dalam daftar kontingen, tapi dalam daftar ofisial. "Apabila ada penambahan jumlah selain atlet, maka mereka akan masuk dalam daftar ofisial yang menggunakan biaya sendiri." sambung Djoko.

Berdasarkan jadwal, kontingen Indonesia di Asian Games (AG) nanti, bakal diresmikan 8 November mendatang, sebelum sebagian besar kontingen berangka, dua hari kemudian. Namun ada sebagian cabang olahraga (cabor) yang akan berangkat lebih dulu ke Guangxhou untuk mempelajari medan.

Indonesa sendiri memastikan bakal memberangkatkan 24 cabor setelah softball putri resmi tak dikutsertakan. "Secara pasti Indonesia bakal mengikutsertakan 24 cabor setelah softball batal ikut serta di Asian Games," tutup pria pengagum Gajah Mada tersebut. (junius/B)

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